Tom was cooked dinner for us, making a favorite of mine: angel hair abruzzi (spicy tomato sauce).

When he served it, I took a bite and choked.  I like it spicy, but this was like eating pure hot sauce.

“Ow!  Why is it so spicy?!”

“Well, you came out of the bathroom while I was making the sauce, and I irrationally thought that, since you were coming out of the bathroom, you might be naked.  So I spun around to look and accidentally dumped half a jar of red pepper flakes into the sauce.”

Aww.  Guys are so cute.